YOU GUYS. This lip balm is AWESOME! I'd never even heard of it before, but I was stuck in a super long line at ULTA and browsing the racks of stuff they have there and since I'd never seen these before, I obviously had to buy one. (Fine. Two). Especially because they're under five dollars, so even if they were awful, it wouldn't really matter. But they're not! They're called Doctor Lip Bang's Lip Freak (ha!) and they come in a bunch of different flavors. (I don't think those are all of them, because I also bought one called Sin-O-Mint). They're lip balms, but when you apply them, your lips seriously start (as they put it) "buzzing." It's like a lip plumper on steroids, and it doesn't go away for a long time. I personally LOVE the feeling, but if you're not someone who likes lip plumpers, you may hate it. But if you are... get your hands on these ASAP! (They're also pretty great as a lip balm, incidentally). Now I really need to track down Atomic Cherry and Clockwerk Orange because I need those two flavors in my life. Time to get "freaky!"